Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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