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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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