I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
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