So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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