Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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