upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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