Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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