Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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