Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
