Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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