This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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