my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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