so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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