Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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