I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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