Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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