Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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