I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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