If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I can't turn off my feet"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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