Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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