Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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