So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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