i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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