hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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