McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm like, not good at living.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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