That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm too high and old for this...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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