would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
