What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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