ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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