Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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