My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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