I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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