After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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