I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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