so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You took a bar mat shot.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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