i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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