Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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