So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
