Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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