okay pat passed out under dana's car
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
