Having a random hookup so left but love u
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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