So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
