don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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