don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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