scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Randomize
