What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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