Christians are straight up FREAKS
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
