he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
you made out with another girl for some wings
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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