And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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