Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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