I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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