Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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