Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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