tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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