tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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