you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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