Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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